Reviews of the Greatest Animated Series of All Time
The Ratviewers
Introduced here are the brave ratviewers who, submitting themselves to the glory and the power of the Ratboy Genius, have journeyed into the underworld and returned, carrying wisdom and truth and courage for all mankind to see. In their achievement of oneness with the divine, they have brought it upon themselves to watch every single episode of our majestic series in order to better bring the light and the truth of the Ratboy to the downtrodden and the hopeless. Their stories are as such:
Jacob
Jacob is a very normal guy who likes to likes to watch The Big Game™ and definitely, for sure did not strangle a Bob Evans line cook on a foggy evening in the spring of 2017. He absolutely did not drive two states over and leave the body buried face-down in the tainted ground next to an industrial waste facility so that the foul odor of the chemicals would cover up the scent of the decomposing corpse and throw off police tracking dogs. He would never, ever break into the dead man's home and forge a goodbye note to his family and friends after studying his handwriting for three hours. He has no connection to the Quinn County Maniac, he did not develop a taste for human flesh, and he absolutely will not kill again. His favorite color is green 😊.
Sara
Sara is a little creature that likes to scurry around eat tiny pellets of food off the floor like they're some kinda pac-man or something. Sometimes they even trap themselves in a maze and pretend they're being chased by ghosts. It is said that they have a mysterious connection to Paws, the Detroit Tigers mascot, and during the seventh full moon of the year you can hear the faint sound of their voice echoing through the empty halls of Comerica Park. Sightings of them are rare, seemingly happening minutes apart at opposite corners of the world, each of which is considered an omen of good fortune. Some paranormal researchers claim that there are actually several "Sara" creatures roaming the world, but that seems to be contradicted by DNA evidence and newly discovered fragments of the Epic of Gilgamesh, which claims that only one Sara can ever exist in the world at any one time. No one knows how they came to be, or what their true motives are...
